Thursday, February 7, 2013


Extreme Candy -- Collon, Asse and Plopp!

Extreme Candy Hits the Loo...

Today's delicious find is actually three candies that just seem to go together: Collon, Asse, and Plopp candy, all from far-flung lands (kind of), and all of them every bit as appealing as their name. 

The first is the ever-popular Collon, one of the more amazing Japanese candies out there (and that's saying something). Collon gives the folks at Popin' Cookin' a run for their money, no mean feat. The candy itself is a brown tube filled with a soft, darker brown filling. Yes, you read that right.

So let me ask you -- Would you like a nice piece of brown, cream-filled Collon? No? Oh. I see. 


What could possibly follow Collon? Well, anatomically speaking, it's Asse.  Another brilliant offering from Asia, good old Asse is a kind of chocolate confection that is actually pretty tasty, until you consider that the chocolate you're chewing has an unfortunate association. Pun 100% intended.

So let me ask you -- does anyone want a nice piece of Asse?

     

Okay let's see -- you got your Collon, you got your Asse, so what could follow? It seems reasonable to expect a Plopp, right? And that's exactly what we have here:

http://misterpants.com/junk/plopp.html


Plopp is actually a pretty tasty, and it's really popular in its native Sweden. Caramel and chocolate have always been a solid combination, and Plopp doesn't mess it up. But when it came time to name their new confection, the people at Cloetta (the company that makes Plopp) totally dropped the ball. They could have had an international hit on their hands, instead of an international punch-line.

There you have it, Collon, Asse, and Plopp, the candy trio that should never be a candy trio.

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From a previous post -- this is proving to be pretty interesting to some of you. It's one of several "I'll try anything once" Japanese candy gift baskets. Everything from sweets to snacks is in here, for anyone who really wants to go all-out and try as much Japanese candy and snacks as you can. There are many amazing Japanese candy variety gift boxesout there that have a little bit of everything, and this one is spectacular -- everything from local favorites to the most popular Japanese sweets.

 From Pocky to seaweed crisps, if you're adventurous you'll find something here to love.


Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Extreme Candy -- Japanese Candy is the Coolest

Extreme Candy from Japan

It's a wild world out there, with candy to match. Sweets from Japan are cool and sometimes mysterious! 

For example, there are the offerings from one of the most fearless candy makers in the world, the Japanese candy company "Popin' Cookin." Here's an example of this company's fine products:

We're not even sure what this is, although there's the disturbing possibility that it involves a candy panda head. Anyway, there's a manic energy shooting out of this product that we really like. And there's more! Here's Popin' Cookin's sushi candy factory:

Yah! Candy sushi isn't cool enough -- Popin' Cookin' made it DIY! The Popin' Cookin' candy sushi factory may be the coolest, most extreme candy item we've come across in a long time.

And then, for those of us who really want to go all-out and try as much Japanese candy and snacks as we can, there are many amazing Japanese candy variety gift boxes out there that have a little bit of everything. This one is spectacular -- everything from local favorites to the most popular Japanese sweets.

Most of these have shifting variety of items depending on availability, but you can be pretty sure that you're getting a wide variety of the most popular and well-loved Japanese candies on the market. From Pocky to seaweed crisps, if you're adventurous you'll find something here to love.







Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Extreme Candy -- Toxic Waste Candy

What Is In Toxic Waste Candy?

You are looking at a leaky drum of the nastiest, sourest, most-face-shrinking candy in the entire world. It's Toxic Waste, aka "Hazardously Sour Candy," and it's on our list of the most extreme candy in the world.

Toxic Waste, and other sour candies, get their sourness from a high dose of acid (no, not that kind of acid!). The candy is full of citric acid and related substances that make Toxic Waste so overpowering.

According to the good folks at Livestrong.com, sour candy gets its punch from an assortment of acidic food additives. They are:

  • Citric Acid -- First isolated from lemon juice by a Swedish chemist in 1784, citric acid can be found in a wide variety of foods, including ice cream and soda.

  • Malic Acid -- This stuff is extremely tart, and comes from unripe fruit. If you've ever bitten into an unripe apple, you've felt the sting of malice acid. As a food additive, it's used in vinegar-flavored chips, among other things.

  • Tartaric Acid -- Tartaric Acid is found naturally in tangerines, grapes and coffee beans. I remember tasting a little of the "cream of tartar" from my mom's spice rack when I was a kid. Sounded tasty -- wasn't! One of the sourest substances out there.

  • Lactic Acid -- This is an acidic substance found in milk. Are you a fan of sour milk? Then you love lactic acid.

  • Fumeric Acid -- Fumeric acid "provides more sourness per unit weight than" any other acidic food additive, according to the Bartek Ingredients food company. Careful with this stuff! You can be pretty sure that extreme sour candy like Toxic Waste is loaded with it.


If you're still determined to get a mouthful of this extreme candy, you might want to consider this:

Toxic Waste claims another victim...



Okay, have it your way: You can buy TOXIC WASTE CANDY at the best possible price right here: Toxic Waste at Wholesale Prices.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Extreme Candy -- Ghost Pepper Gummies


The Hottest Peppers on    
Earth...

These are ghost peppers, known in Asia as bhut jolokia. They are widely known as the hottest pepper in the world. Some varieties, such as the "chocolate" ghost pepper, and the Jamaican 3-Pot (named because just one can turn three big pots of stew fiery-hot), claim to be hotter, but the ghost pepper has a legitimate claim to "world's hottest pepper."

So it makes sense that the extreme candy with the reputation as the world's hottest uses the ghost pepper as a main ingredient. In fact, the featured sweet today is a candy version of the ghost pepper -- we're talking, kids, about the super-hot ghost pepper gummies marketed by the Sonoran Spice Company. These bad boys look a little like the actual bhut jolokia pepper, and they are technically candy, but they pack a serious capsaicin punch.




Packed in a styro "butcher's tray," ghost pepper gummies arrive with little fanfare. They're plain red gummie peppers, with no bells or whistles, or warning labels. But everything containing ghost peppers demands to be taken seriously! Try them first, before springing them on an unsuspecting friend.


There are other candies that use the ghost pepper as an ingredient, including some of the spiciest chocolate on the planet, and we'll talk about those in future posts.






You can buy ghost pepper gummies right here: GHOST PEPPER GUMMIES on AMAZON.